
Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife
Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.
An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.
some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.
some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges
these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something
some frickin weird circus boy with goggles breaks into a psychic summer camp thing and just runs around in peoples minds
this blonde bitch runs a fucking farm and SHE TAKES THE BEST LOOKING GUY IN TOWN AND MARRIES HIM AND HAS BABIES WITH HIM THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE
a new producer is hired by a brokeass, shitty company to make needy, underaged girls famous. throughout the game, he must sell his soul and dedicate his life to coaching them step by step through their lessons and auditions unless he wants them to fall flat and get the bad ending where they all cry.
a nine-year-old girl runs around in an art gallery protecting a grown man from killer paintings.
(Source: mylittlefangirl)
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Gets lectured by an owl constantly and has major friend zone issues
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You run around screaming at giant lizards.
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you play an idiot and have to fuck up pr. much every good thing that happens until the very end
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Woman walks through holes.
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You walk around a wasteland looking for some asshole who shot you
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Blatant violent ripoff of Larry Niven’s Ringworld
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A girl loses everything she owns and has to look all over the planet for it again so she can kill this guy she hates.
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a red plumber goes into space. thats it.
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