fractalsleuth

Jul 30

kandismon:

just one hug, that’s all i’m asking for.

kandismon:

just one hug, that’s all i’m asking for.

Jul 28

sayakist:

when you almost drop something on the ground but you catch it in time

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(via questionboxjuliet)

Jul 27

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Jul 26

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

(via byrde)

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

(via dzuen)

Jul 25

brngrmln:

bolto:

straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice

straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”

(via subasequel)

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childservices:

fileformat:

taurus = corny af but bomb ass dick!!!

nothing has ever been more true than this^

(via rat-butt)